Fielio's Jar of Pickles

I love cursed items and I love silly items. Forgive me.


Fielo's Jar of Pickles
Aura moderate enchantment; CL 10th
Slot none;  Weight 2 lbs.
[Description]
On the counter of Fielio's bar there is a jar. This large glass container is filled with a brine and succulent dill pickles. The top of the jar is sealed with a metallic lid and inscribed with magical runes. When actively pursued by her drunk patrons with an offer of their manly gifts she tells them that she is saving herself for the man who can open her pickle jar. Designed to discourage male suitors, this jar of pickles cannot be opened by any male creature. However, when a male creature attempts to open the jar they are subjected to a powerful geas that compels them to search out the opener of all things, an artifact thought to be hidden within the trove of an ancient red dragon. Accompanying this geas is the suggestion (Will DC 13) to leave immediately and not return without the opener of all things.
[Creation]
Magic Items chime of opening

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